Michael Savage.

July 22, 2008

Short version: Michael Savage has an opinion on autism: “I’ll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it’s a brat who hasn’t been told to cut the act out. That’s what autism is. What do you mean they scream and they’re silent? They don’t have a father around to tell them, ‘Don’t act like a moron. You’ll get nowhere in life. Stop acting like a putz. Straighten up. Act like a man. Don’t sit there crying and screaming, idiot.’” Oh, and instead of apologizing, he whines about being taken out of context.

Longer version here.

Dead!

September 20, 2007

That’s right, you motherfucker, I killed you. And tomorrow, I’m going to poison any of your relatives that are unlucky enough to live near me.

So what if it took four whacks with the broom to knock you on your back? Half a can of carpet deodorizer to finally snuff you out? Worth every drop.

I tossed your disgusting foam-soaked carcass out the window. Who’s flying now, asshole?

The next three-inch flying cockroach that crosses my path will meet the same fate.

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